Sunday, August 12, 2007

Things that I do in Honduras that I never did or would never do in the States

  • Paint my toenails every week
  • Wear flip flops everyday (and I have the tan line to show it)
  • Take malaria medicine every week (luckily I haven’t lost my hair or started hallucinating so I think I’ll stick with it)
  • Go to bed by 10 pm everyday (sometimes as early as 8:30 pm) and wake up at 6 am everyday (although on the weekends sometimes I sleep in until 8:30 am)
  • Clean my entire apartment every week (usually Friday night)
  • Read Newsweek everyday because Peace Corps sends it to us for free (even though it is usually a few months old)
  • Cook for myself everyday
  • Hitchhike
  • Suck on sugar cane straight from the field
  • Use an umbrella everyday, even when it is not raining
  • Take cold showers by choice (my electroducha has three settings, off, warm, hot and I use the off setting)
  • Wash my clothes by hand
  • Go to the Catholic Church because it is the most liberal
  • Teach middle school kids how to correctly use a condom
  • Work out by myself everyday (I’d rather work out with others, it is more fun)

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